2013-03-06 [Rarovan]: Case. and point. Thanks for proving my previous statements. I'm gonna go home. Since I don't work here.

*Goes to a world of sunshine lollipops and rainbows.. And all the commercials are all old spice actors, promoting other things then old spice*

2013-03-06 [Nekko Fox]: *Watches as Sakamoto goes back to cleaning the Diner while engrossed in his hallucinations*

I keep telling people not to drink anything when they're here.

2013-03-06 [Rarovan]: *Except.. he didn't, and in fact, made no mention of working or any action that involved a hallucination. In fact, had headed home*

When you're done believing I'm an employee, give me a call.

2013-03-06 [Nekko Fox]: *Looks up from his glass of Bob's Diner Tap Water and waves to the tiger floating away on a comet made of Batman symbols*

Alright Woody.

2013-03-09 [Violen Trapist]: *bursts in*

Dammit, Sakamoto! Get back to work! I'm not paying you to be lazy! I'm paying you to work and stuff! Or would be, but it seems you forgot to fill out some paperwork necessary to receive a paycheck! It's your own fault, really!

In any case, phone calls go around back.

*goes back to reading his tiger, occasionally circling some ads with a marker*

2013-03-09 [Nekko Fox]: *watches, perplexed, as the tiger takes offense to being written on*

2013-03-09 [Rarovan]: *He had come back in* I'm not being paid at all, neither did I desire to be part of a work place. I'm a full-time research student at an acreedited university, and that's final.

2013-03-09 [Nekko Fox]: Speaking of which, your final is due.

*All the other students at Bob's Diner and Acreedited University turn and stare at Sakamoto as Nekko (Posh, Debonair, Handsome, and Modest Professor of Everything) goes back to writing out the days homework on the chalkboard installed over the service window in the kitchen*

2013-03-09 [Rarovan]: yea. no. I don't think so.

2013-03-09 [Nekko Fox]: No one is forcing you to accept the truth Mr. Connector, now please take a seat.

2013-03-14 [Violen Trapist]: STOP STEALING MY CHAIRS.

For that, I'm taking 50 points off your final, Sukamofo. And docking your pay $50.

2013-03-14 [Yokita the Slave]: Boobies!!!!!!!!! O.o

2013-03-14 [foxyvixen17]: damm it i thought i put a shirt on! *pulls on a hoodie*

2013-03-14 [Samerisam]: wha-?

2013-03-14 [Nekko Fox]: Damn! I thought I was still making chairs.

*Pulls on [Samerisam]*

2013-03-16 [Samerisam]: geh?

2013-03-16 [Nekko Fox]: *Wears Samerisam like a suit*

2013-03-16 [Samerisam]: GAH!?! WTF?! o.o

2013-03-16 [foxyvixen17]: *looks up clad in only a towel* looks like your now the new fashion SamSam

2013-03-16 [Nekko Fox]: People-wearing is this months hot ticket item. Everyone is wearing someone...or being worn.

2013-03-21 [Samerisam]: o...m...g. o.o

2013-03-21 [foxyvixen17]: *giggles* trust Nekko to be crazy enough to do this *ties my towel so it dont fall*

2013-03-21 [Samerisam]: *eyes the towel* hmmm

2013-03-21 [foxyvixen17]: *raises a brow* and we're thinking what samsam?

2013-03-21 [Samerisam]: *innocent* oh nothing.

2013-03-21 [foxyvixen17]: riiiiiiiiight and i'm a nun.

2013-03-21 [Samerisam]: oh? i get to defile a nun? super.

2013-03-21 [foxyvixen17]: sarcasm dear *sits of the couch with giva cookies*

2013-03-21 [Samerisam]: was it? lol.

2013-03-21 [foxyvixen17]: indeed *nibbles a cookie*

2013-03-23 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: My f***ing life kinda sucks right now*sits at a empty booth with my head down*

2013-03-25 [Yokita the Slave]: I'm sorry :(

2013-03-26 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Its ok I'm used to it

2013-03-27 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hello is anyone here*listens for the echo*

2013-03-27 [foxyvixen17]: *pops up*

2013-03-27 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hello foxy

2013-03-27 [Nekko Fox]: *explodes into existence nearby, complete with streamers and fireworks and a gigantic neon sign that declares "Don't Pay Me Any Mind"*

*it's all quite unobtrusive and only causes three heart attacks for the elderly, and sets fire to six tables. A record low*

2013-03-27 [foxyvixen17]: Nice entrance Nekko

2013-03-27 [Nekko Fox]: Shhh, I'm being unobtrusive.

*he slinks off, smacking babies so they cry, and kicking pots and pans that are laying around inexplicably*

2013-03-27 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: 7 for the entrance and a 5 for the heart attacks and table fires Nekko

2013-03-27 [Nekko Fox]: *is under a table, not taking calls at this time*

2013-03-27 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: *rolls a lit firecracker under the table Nekko's under and walks away*

2013-03-27 [Nekko Fox]: *the firecracker rolls cartoonishly out from under the table and under Wolf's plodding step before detonating*

*the audience laughs appreciatively and starts clapping at the Diner hijinks*

2013-03-28 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: F*ck Nekko what the hell*stands there with singed fur*

2013-03-28 [Nekko Fox]: *more canned laughter issues from the speakers, and once more when Nekko hangs a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the outside of the table*

2013-04-22 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: i won a special competition

2013-04-22 [Nekko Fox]: Did you take short bus to the award ceremony of your special award?

2013-04-22 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: No no 2 dicks and 2 dildos he he

2013-04-22 [Nekko Fox]: We require pictorial evidence.

For science.

And posterity.

2013-04-22 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: how about a horse cock how many would that count as???

2013-04-22 [Nekko Fox]: ...

One and three quarters.

2013-04-22 [Nekko Fox]: And pics are still needed.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: ha funny no i dont do that no more

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: *LE GASP!*

slander!

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: what you look like your in to animals

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: I look like your average 185lb, six foot tall, brown-haired guy. And though I am a furry (which is different than simply liking animals, which could be classified as bestiality or zoophilia, both of which are completely different kinks), I still like looking at naked girls (and guys) that are real.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: ah my bad

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: Quite alright, its a common misconception.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: no more like oops the condom broke on ya he he he

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: I...don't follow.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: misconception<---- = condom broke.... sorry bad southern humor

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: Now I just feel dumb :/

It seems so obvious now.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: oops not my intention

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: *falls to his knees dramatically*

Everything I know has been thrown into question! Oh God why?

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: he he

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: Seriously, though, I do have a picture of the tell me floating around on here.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: oh ok

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: It's probably in one of my wikis somewhere.

2013-04-24 [PINKINTHEMIDDLE]: ah ok then

2013-04-24 [Nekko Fox]: Or one of my galleries.

2013-04-25 [Stephen]: Hm.
You guys should make a new poll.

2013-04-25 [Nekko Fox]: No! I'm too lazy for that shit.

2013-05-09 [Violen Trapist]: It's true, he is.

2013-05-09 [Nekko Fox]: I am.

2013-05-10 [Violen Trapist]: He is.

2013-05-10 [Nekko Fox]: Totally am.

2013-05-15 [Violen Trapist]: He so is.

2013-05-17 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: O.o

2013-05-17 [Nekko Fox]: DON'T YOU MAKE THAT DOUBTING FACE AT ME, YOU WASTREL!

2013-05-17 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: I'm not doubting you Nekko

2013-05-17 [Violen Trapist]: YOU DOUBT HIS ASSUMPTION THAT YOU'RE DOUBTING HIM IS CORRECT?

2013-05-17 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Be quiet Rose

2013-05-18 [foxyvixen17]: oye vye

2013-05-18 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: Hi foxy

2013-05-18 [Nekko Fox]: DON'T YOU DOUBT ROSE'S NEED TO BE HEARD WHEN ROSE DOUBTS YOUR ABILITY TO DOUBT MY DOUBT!

2013-05-18 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: I'm not going to aruge about this with you Nekko so see ya later I'm outta here

2013-05-18 [Nekko Fox]: I doubt it :P

2013-05-18 [foxyvixen17]: men..........

2013-05-18 [Nekko Fox]: Hey, that's sexist.

2013-05-19 [foxyvixen17]: saying men isnt sexist just showing i dont get what ya'll are uppity about

2013-05-19 [Nekko Fox]: But I wanna turn a generally insignificant remark into a gender issue!

2013-05-19 [foxyvixen17]: no nekko doing that to the over sensetive girl is very mean

2013-05-19 [Nekko Fox]: Bah. Jokes is jokes. And this is B's D. And that's a cat.

2013-05-19 [Nekko Fox]: *Puts his feet up on his stuffed cat ottoman and reads his paper while at something that smells of transmission fluid. Nearby, a recently murdered car is wept over by its family of mopeds*

2013-05-19 [Nekko Fox]: However, to be fair, making the statement of 'Men' in regards to the topic is indicative that the discourse is exclusive to the male gender, which by itself is stereotyping and, as such, could be slated as sexist.

*Begins drinking the antifreeze next*

2013-05-19 [foxyvixen17]: you should run for president Nekko

2013-05-20 [Nekko Fox]: I'd make an excellent scoundrel.

2013-05-24 [Pretty Little Slut]: hahaha, that's brilliant Nekko, I'd vote you in a heartbeat.

2013-05-25 [Nekko Fox]: "Vote Nekko in 2016, For All You Know I'm A Nice Guy"

2013-05-25 [Samerisam]: o.o

Phear, phear with geat phear...

2013-05-25 [Nekko Fox]: Peer-2--peer, King Leer, Shakespeare, Feeling Queer, lets eat a steer after a beer.

2013-06-13 [Samerisam]: weeeir...d?

2013-06-13 [Nekko Fox]: NO! NO! BAD!

2013-06-13 [Pretty Little Slut]: Its is quite clear that queers have no fears of leers.

2013-06-14 [Nekko Fox]: Makes you sneer.

2013-06-14 [Pretty Little Slut]: Oh, now they have tears....

2013-06-14 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: I'm confused O.o?

2013-06-14 [Nekko Fox]: Well, I'm filled with cheer.

2013-06-14 [Samerisam]: *sigh* i could really use a beer.

2013-06-14 [Nekko Fox]: I could use some drear.


*turns down the mood lighting and several Pacos bring in ravens and lit candles*

Much better.

2013-06-14 [Samerisam]: AGH! IT BURNS!
*sear*

2013-06-14 [Nekko Fox]: Hold on, something is wedged in my ear.

*its poetry*

2013-06-14 [Samerisam]: lol

2013-06-14 [foxyvixen17]: *hides*

2013-06-14 [Samerisam]: ???

2013-06-14 [foxyvixen17]: its scary

2013-06-14 [Samerisam]: what is? poetry?

2013-06-14 [foxyvixen17]: yes,

2013-06-15 [Samerisam]: o.o

2013-06-15 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-06-15 [foxyvixen17]: furry porn!

2013-06-15 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: :)

2013-06-15 [foxyvixen17]: *tosses a cookie at will*

2013-06-15 [Crimsonwolf of the Obsidian Rose Clan]: *catches the cookie*thanks

2013-06-15 [foxyvixen17]: better then glomping you 90% naked

2013-06-15 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-06-15 [foxyvixen17]: *ears twitch*

2013-06-15 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-06-15 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-06-15 [foxyvixen17]: somebody is on a roll

2013-06-15 [Nekko Fox]: I have entire folder of boy on boy.

2013-06-20 [Violen Trapist]: Yeah, well I have an entire hard drive!

2013-06-20 [Master Of Puppets]: Skyyyyyyyyriiiiiiiiim...The elder scrolls...VEE!

2013-06-20 [Nekko Fox]: Yeah, well I built a library!

2013-06-22 [Samerisam]:
lol jkjk

2013-06-22 [Nekko Fox]:

2013-07-13 [Violen Trapist]: I have a bust of Beethoven in my apartment. He glares at me with that same look when I masturbate. Little does he know, it only makes me harder.

2013-07-13 [Nekko Fox]: When in doubt, penis out!

2013-07-28 [Stephen]: [Violen Trapist], make a new poll. :3

2013-07-28 [foxyvixen17]: please make a new poll [Violen Trapist]

2013-07-28 [Nekko Fox]: [Violen Trapist], pole dance.

2013-07-29 [Samerisam]: [Violen Trapist]...[Violen Trapist] *nods*

2013-07-29 [Nekko Fox]: [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist] [Violen Trapist]

2013-07-29 [Samerisam]: What have I done?!?!

2013-07-30 [Nekko Fox]: YOU FOOL YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

Which is why we summon [Violen Trapist]

2013-07-30 [Samerisam]: *headdesk*

2013-07-31 [Hardee Har har]: [rpse] [rer] [roze]

2013-07-31 [Nekko Fox]: {rose} <rose> «rose» ~ rose ~ = rose =

2013-07-31 [CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]: huh what are yall doing??? *reads back a couple of lines* ... ... ... ha!

2013-07-31 [Nekko Fox]: Rose isn't answering...

Summon Orchid!

2013-07-31 [foxyvixen17]: *shakes her head holding a tray of cupcakes*

2013-07-31 [Nekko Fox]: Fuck Orchid, CUPCAKES!

2013-07-31 [foxyvixen17]: *giggles* i got about 6 dozen of them

2013-07-31 [Hardee Har har]: [rapple] [ripple] [ripvanwinkie]

2013-08-01 [Samerisam]: winkiwrinkle?

2013-08-01 [Nekko Fox]: Penis wrinkle?

2013-08-01 [Hardee Har har]: hinklepinkle.

2013-08-01 [Nekko Fox]: Pumperknickel?

2013-08-02 [Samerisam]: Pumpkin sauce

2013-08-02 [Hardee Har har]: pimpin' nickle.

2013-08-02 [Violen Trapist]: Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.

2013-08-02 [Samerisam]: o.o

2013-08-02 [Nekko Fox]: Nigger nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger bike!

2013-08-02 [Hardee Har har]: TRAYVONMARTINSWAG.JPEG

2013-08-02 [foxyvixen17]: *shakes my head*

2013-08-02 [Violen Trapist]: *also shakes your head, slightly more aggressively though*

2013-08-02 [Nekko Fox]: *uses Foxy and Rose as maracas, the shaking setting a new musical trend reverberating through the underground maraca scene*

2013-08-02 [Violen Trapist]: AT LEAST I DIED FOR A CAUSE I BELIEVE IN. VIVA MARACAS.

*continues casually reading his newspaper behind the counter*

Huh, six dead in Omaha... *clips the ad and pastes it on the fridge*

2013-08-02 [Nekko Fox]: *puts up a picture of himself holding Rose and Foxy as maracas while wearing a sombrero at the National Maraca Championship and Potluck*

*glues it to Sam's face*

*also glues Rose's newspaper to Sam*

*decides to glue other newspapers to Sam*

* papermaches Sam entirely*

*string is added and Sam the pinata is born*

2013-08-02 [foxyvixen17]: Nekko! that hurts the tata's dang it!

2013-08-03 [Nekko Fox]: No! I cannot stop! The Maraca Gods must be satisfied!

2013-08-03 [Samerisam]: ...piñata...

2013-08-03 [Nekko Fox]: Quiet pinata.

2013-08-05 [Samerisam]: *flails*

2013-08-05 [foxyvixen17]: I refuse to be used as a god forsaken instrament.

2013-08-05 [Violen Trapist]: Hush, maracas can't talk.

2013-08-05 [foxyvixen17]: i am a 24 yr old woman with 44 DDD sized tits not a fucking muraca

2013-08-05 [Violen Trapist]: Hush, women can't talk.

2013-08-05 [Hardee Har har]: Instruments aren't god forsaken.

2013-08-05 [Nekko Fox]: Maracas can't refuse to be maracas. It is Holy Writ.

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GORDITA IN THE SKY!

*the Paco all appear inexplicably out of nowhere and start chanting the Taco Bell menu while Nekko shakes the maracas as is Gordita's Will*

2014-07-10 [DamionR]: *peeks in* Hello

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: * tackle glomps drags indie* HIhi!

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: *sam the pinata cracks open and sam the killer moth is born* GRAAAGH!

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: *blinks, startled from the corner where she dragged her prize [DamionR]*

AHHHH Bug! Very fear...

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: *buzzes around a fireplace*...bzzzz....*flames lick out, sam the moth burns*

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: *throws water at him* No burn the place down.

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: burnt remains crack open.

flame leaps out.

Sam the phoenix moth is born.

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: *sighs, cuddling her prize closer and hiding from the moth*

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: *buzzes out the window and into a buglight* glarck!

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: *blinks* Well.

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: lol, couldnt help it.

2014-07-10 [Nekko Fox]:

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: holy shit.

2014-07-10 [DamionR]: *laughs to himself* Well then. I'm a Prize and just watched a moth turn Phoenix moth. *lights a cigar* My plans for world domination are going faster than expected.

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: * steals cigar from [DamionR], lighting her cloves off of it* My prize. Mine.

You'd have to have plans first silly. That involves thinking, and politics, which according to you, you don't do. *grins* I do though!

2014-07-10 [Samerisam]: politics <-Poli, meaing Many. and tics as in blood sucking creatures.

2014-07-10 [Pretty Little Slut]: Actually, Poli refers to citizens from the original greek Politikos.

*shrugs* Smart Wolf are I. And politics can be a great game, since it doesnt' have to do with the actual political parties in any given form of government.

2014-07-11 [DamionR]: Who says I didn't already have a plan? *grins and takes back my cigar*

2014-07-11 [Pretty Little Slut]: *chuckles, dragging deeply off her clove as she steals against the wall behind her* 

2014-07-11 [DamionR]: *smirks and steals the clove cigarillo and takes a long slow draw from it, handing it back then blowing smoke rings*